I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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