She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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