if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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