it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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