She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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