dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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