So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize