My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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