ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize