I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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