This girl is more easily done than said...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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