You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
honey bunches of taint.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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