That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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