Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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