wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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