Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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I need you to use more vowels.
My liver just had a heart attack.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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