he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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