Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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