Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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