Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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