is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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