He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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