Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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