the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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