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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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