IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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