okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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