Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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