it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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