We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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