i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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