Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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