anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
