Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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