im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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