i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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