Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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