Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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