ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
