you mean i was at the winter classic?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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