Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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