The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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