I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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