i wish my penis had a tongue
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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