Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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