This girl is more easily done than said...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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