Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
50% drunk capacity currently
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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