he wants to bone in the snuggie
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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