I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think my mom watched the whole time
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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