just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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