so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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