The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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