yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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