I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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