Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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